hereshestands:

I… CAN’T WAIT!!!!!!

hereshestands:

I… CAN’T WAIT!!!!!!

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excuse me while i write your pussy a love song with my tongue

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I am a lone wolf, and a vicious one. Don’t make me rip your throat out.Orange is the New Black (Season 2)

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thirdeyesviews:

kelseykels:

the ballad of the salad


Is this Coachella?

thirdeyesviews:

kelseykels:

the ballad of the salad

Is this Coachella?

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skypestripper:

im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning

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productiveslacker:

mirahxox:

carlyisaround:

ryanjamesyezak:

This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!

"Why would I need your hair? Mine is GORGEOUS! I mean it’s white, slicked straight up, & buzzed on the sides."

Dear NBC, it was worth every penny.

ohhhhhmyyyyyyyygodddddddd
this is too fantastic for words.

i do not know, because i am a crab. 

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